Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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