Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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