Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
