whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
