Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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