She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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