Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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