it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
So gin and wine won't be happening again
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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