What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I didn't notice because vodka
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
