I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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