Got a toothbrush?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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