why didn't you poke me back
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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