i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
