We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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