I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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