I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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