I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
