Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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