It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
soo... how was my night?
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