How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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