i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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