I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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