Im at strip club and am horny
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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