my mouth tastes like poor choices
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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