why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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