Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dignity is for republicans.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
