Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
