It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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