Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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