anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
My balls are so social today.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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