my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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