what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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