Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Congratulations! We have a period
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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