I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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