32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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