im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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