Jerry, you need to find god
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Randomize
