and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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