I just saw a hot homeless man
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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