She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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