What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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