I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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