oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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