It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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