So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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