I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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