I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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