my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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