i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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