so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
birth control should be required to get into college
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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