remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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