I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The adults are the big ones right?
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