Got a toothbrush?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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