that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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