so explain again why im purple
no
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
