i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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