only if we run a train.
done.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm at about main and main street
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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