My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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