Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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